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Encoded Tax Code

Posted by Rooster on Tuesday, 2009 Apr 14

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has written (and I paraphrase) that judges have a responsibility to write their opinions in a way that the average person can understand, because it is the average person who will have to live by these decisions. I only disagree with Justice Scalia on one account: this edict is not limited to the judiciary.

I believe it is immoral for those in power to write laws they expect the citizenry to obey, which the citizenry cannot understand.

Tomorrow each of us are going to be subjected to a thing known as Title 26 of the United States Code, or the Tax Code. It is thousands of pages long (13,000+ at one source). It cannot be found complete at one source, and must be accessed in parts. It is full of inconsistencies and contradictions. And there is no human on this planet that fully understands the code.

Everyone complains about the confusing nature of the tax code, the orneriness of having to comply with it. Most complain about the amount of money lost to businesses trying to stay current with the ever changed code. But like the weather, no one does anything.

The pressure, however, is building. On tax day (normally referred to as thieving day around here) there are going to be hundreds of “tea parties” around the nation. Officially these are to protest the rampant spending of the government. Our tax code and our spending are explicitly linked.

If you feel the way I do, try to attend one of these rallies, or contact your congressmen. Let your voice be heard. We are approching the tipping point.

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Politics and Science – All Manure

Posted by Rooster on Monday, 2009 Mar 09

Either President Barack Obama is a dumbass or he thinks we are. I’m leaning toward the second, but I’m willing to accept it is a combination of the two.

Obama announced today that he is going to divorce politics form scientific decisions made by the government. And tomorrow I’m going to divorce the green pigment from the paint on my wall. To claim that either anything done by the government or that any policy set forth in science can be removed from political consideration is – you’ll forgive me for this – patent bullshit.

The announcement came on the heals of reversing the Bush administration policy of not using federal money for embryonic stem cell research. Are we to understand that making this decision was not politically motivated by the Barack of Obama? A certain and large segment of the population (including the immediately preceding President) held that destroying embryos holds strong moral implications. By allowing the embryonic research to go forward, Obama is making the (political) decision that destroying an embryo is not tantamount to murder. Agree or disagree, that is not a scientific decision, it is a political one.

Has this man never seen a science fiction movie? Let me summarize the basic plot to 99.6% of all sci-fi movies. 1) Use a new scientific technology that looks cool on camera. 2) Create a situation where the characters have to make a moral decision about using the new technology. 3) blow things up (this is for the people who might vote for Obama; they won’t get #2) All technology is just a tool. Where, when and how to use the tool is a political and moral decision.

So, as we continue down this road where political considerations are removed from scientific decisions, what will our future look like? How will the Obama administration proceed from here?

In the brave new world of national heath care that President Obama has called for we will come to the point where elderly people will be sick, but their life expectancy and contribution to society will not equal this cost. Scientifically it would be easy to conclude that it is not worth spending the money on them. The next logical step is that if we are simply going to let them die, shouldn’t we proactively put them out of their suffering? Please, Mr. President, explain to me how you are going to approach this topic without bringing politics into the mix?

Or what about the other end of life, Mr. President. If we are going to provide the health care for the entire populace would it not be prudent to make sure that the people entering that populace were healthiest they could be? We have it within our scientific power to limit who can reproduce with whom. Only allowing those deemed, scientifically, fit to have children could be allowed. This would ensure that the children born would have the best genetic chance to remain healthy and not burden the health care system. Should we allow science to simply run its course, or should we use politics to decide the morally correct direction to take this tool at our disposal?

Or how about the tact the entire DNC is taking on global warming? While there are plenty of scientific minds that believe in global warming there is also plenty of evidence and plenty of scientists who reject the premise. The party has, however, deemed the debate to be over and is plowing ahead with, ahem, political actions without regard for the scientific debate about this topic.

Oh, wait, how about this one!? In those science fiction tales referenced before, science breakthroughs happen in mere minutes with the result of tests seen within a few scenes. But here in the real world science advances take time and are often found wrong. Recent enough to be considered modern history, the predominant scientific theory held that people with darker skin color, like, oh say… the President’s, were inferior due to being less evolved. The sentiment in the scientific community was that these inferior persons should not be allowed the same rights and privileges as more evolved persons. I’m pretty sure it was political arguments that railed against this line of thinking until it was scientifically proven wrong.

The thought of removing political reasoning from scientific processes, especially involving the government is ridiculous. Hey Barry, next time you want to announce something this outrageous, don’t make a general public announcement; save it for the Democrat National Convention. You’ll get more acreage out of your fertilizer.

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Yes, Virgina, There is a Jesus Christ

Posted by Rooster on Thursday, 2008 Dec 25

It is the Christmas season. A local church is advertising on the radio that Santa Clause will be coming to visit on a certain Sunday. When I arrive at my own church it is filled with men wearing Santa ties. As I go about my day, good Christian people ask me if Santa is ready to come to see my daughter. I suspect nothing I have said is new to anyone reading this article.

On the flip side we have a story related in Sunday school of a woman objecting to “Rudolph” being played in school because it is too “Christian”. Apparently she came to this conclusion, because the movie uses the word “Christmas” too often. And then there is the very public spectacle up in Washington state where the governor has allow the agnostics1 to put up a declaration of the “myth of Christmas” right beside a nativity scene on the state capital steps.

We are embracing the Santa Claus myth at every turn and the agnostics are attacking even the words that contain “Christ” at every turn. Might I dare say that the Agnostics know more about our Holy Day than we do?

You may say that having Santa in our homes is a personal family choice, but not so. Think about the effort to which we go to keep the Santa myth alive. Macy’s and CBS do their part with in store Santa’s and re-runs of Rudolph.But it does not end there. The neighbors ask the kids about Santa, the post office takes letters, the meteorologists track the unholy elf and his possessed reindeer. All the members of family, including older children are in on the joke, pretending for the benefit of the younger children. All for the purpose of keeping the little ones happy with a myth of a jolly fat man.

What if we spent this kind of effort on teaching them about the truth of Christ? How would the agnostics respond to that kind of resolve from the Christan community?

But the story of Santa Claus is nice / cute / teaching the joy of giving…” You keep telling yourself that. The story of Nicholas the Priest was a good story. A man with little means himself, throwing money in the shoes of the poor children to teach them about the undeserved gift that God gave us when he sent his own Son. The monstrosity that has become the Santa myth is far removed and has divorced itself completely from the story of Jesus and his miraculous birth.

As Christians our purpose is to worship our Lord and tell others about Him. To do so would include telling the story of the birth of Christ. The Jolly elf and his magic reindeer with the endless bag of toys (built by elves but looking very much like Sony products) doesn’t quite seem to fit. We are called to be holy, as this day is a holy day (holiday). The word means to be set apart.

When this time of celebration comes around, should we be joining the atheists in defeating the true meaning of our holiday or should we be standing apart and standing for the true story of Jesus’ birth? When we run into each other at Wal-mart, should we say \is Santa Claus ready to see you?” or should we say “are you ready to celebrate Jesus’ birth- day?”

Yes Virginia , this really is a Jesus Christ.

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Thank _______ !

Posted by Rooster on Sunday, 2008 Nov 23

We will soon celebrate the day of Thanksgiving. It is a good think to be thankful in general for our blessings and our good fortune. But to be simply thankful is, in and of itself, hollow and incomplete.

The word “thank” is a verb, it requires a subject and an object. When we receive a gift, we say “thank you.” This is the shortened form of the entire sentence “I thank you.” The subject is understood; the object is often left hanging, open for interpretation. If you just say “I am thankful for…”, to whom are you thankful?

Imagine receiving your shinny new Red Rider B-B gun from your parents. Then you say, “I am thankful for this B-B gun.” Wouldn’t your parents be a little miffed? Instead we say “Thanks mom and dad!” We declare whom we are thanking.

How often do we go around the table on Thanksgiving Day and say what we are thankful for? It is good to be thankful, but if you are not thankful to someone, something, your thankfulness is unfinished. It is like a transfer truck which is not pulling a trailer. The verb needs its object; your thanks needs a target.

Consider the original Thanksgiving Day proclamation by George Washington:

WHEREAS it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favour; … to be devoted by the people of thefe States to the fervice of that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be;1

The Day of Thanksgiving was originally set up for us to give thanks to God for his blessings on us. Let us all remember this as we declare what we are thankful for.

1Full proclamation text here – In many of our founding documents, an “F” is used where you use an “S” now.

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Vive La Thanksgiving

Posted by Rooster on Friday, 2008 Nov 07

It’s the beginning of November. That pagan death festival is just behind us and Thanksgiving is most of a month away.

And yet our little town has their Christmas decorations up for some “Christmas in November” event. K-Mart is running ads on the radio about their November Christmas sales ending with “Merry November!”. Our local Christian station will begin playing 24 hour non-stop Christmas music on the day of Thanksgiving. The around-the-clock music is annoying enough, but their inability to wait until one holiday is over before beginning the next is even worse.

Of course, there is also that really annoying Garman commercial set to “Festival of the bells”. It has already began running and reminding me how much I don’t want to buy from a company that sees a Christian celebration as nothing more than a capitalist enterprise.

But Thanksgiving folks! What about Thanksgiving! There is a history here. Our nation sat aside a day for us to give thanks to God for his many blessings (one of which would be the kid in the manager a month later). It is a time for families to get together and eat way too much. It is a time for us to celebrate our heritage.

Thanksgiving should not be skipped!

My wise mother thinks that Thanksgiving should be moved forward to put more space between it and Christmas. I like the idea, but either way we ought to keep our holidays separate and whole. These days have meaning.

We’ve watered down the celebration of Washington and Lincoln’s birthdays to a one day President’s day mattress sale. Christmas is more about the unholy elf and his possessed reindeer. Resurrection Sunday has just been written off as a day for Wal-Mart to sale candy. Independence day seems to hold no more prevalence than communist, I mean, Labor day.

Can we Please keep Thanksgiving? Not as just the warm up to Christmas, but as it’s own distinct, independent holy-day?

Please?

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Good Morning Comrades

Posted by Rooster on Wednesday, 2008 Nov 05

In his book “Wizard’s First Rule”, Terry Goodkinds defines the first rule of the wizards as this: People are Stupid. A person will believe a lie because they want it to be true and will disbelieve the truth because they do not want it to be true.

This is what we have here, people have believed a lie because they wanted to. The fact of Obama’s socialist beliefs was ignored because they wanted to elect the first black man. The fact of Obama’s inexperience was ignored because they wanted to make a “change” giving no heed to who was actually responsible for our economic plight.

The facts of the Democrat party’s Big Government over regulation being the driving forces behind the economic collapse was not believed, because they did not want to believe it. The fact that the DNC has been historically the party of racism and the RNC has been the fair party was not believed, because they did not want to believe it.

We have reached the point where more people in this nation as stupid. We have reached the point where the “Plebs have realized they can vote themselves bread and circuses from the common coffers.”

God Help us.

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Life Lesson #41

Posted by Rooster on Friday, 2008 Oct 24

Go to the extra effort to make sure something does not get stuck in your garbage disposal. You Really Don’t want to see what is in there.

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Life Lesson #536

Posted by Rooster on Thursday, 2008 Oct 23

When carring a large, heavy laundry basket full of clothes up the stares… take the steps one at a time.

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Weekend Observations

Posted by Rooster on Sunday, 2008 Oct 05

Some observations from the weekend.

You can’t run a quarterback centric offense without an quarterback. See ref. Auburn University’s use of the spread offense.

Speaking of Quarterbacks, why are they so hard to recruit? How hard of a speech can this be? “Son, we perennially have one of the top ranked defenses in the nation. We have running backs sitting on the bench that could start at all but 3 or 4 schools in this league. Our receivers are not the best, but above average. For the past 6 years we’ve only had to beat one team to get to the conference championship. All you gotta do is hand the ball off and throw it at people; can you do that?”

When you are getting ready to leave for a function, say a high school reunion, you should stop and look in the mirror. Ask yourself if the outfit you have on makes you look like a prostitute/drug dealer. If so, go change.

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More Bumper Stickers

Posted by Rooster on Monday, 2008 Sep 29

S’more bumper stickers I wish someone would print up for me

Palin for Vice President

Now I realize that to get Mrs. Palin we have to go ahead and elect the RINO at the top of the ticket, but one can fantasize, right?

Imagine: A World Where Drivers Used the Correct Lane

This would be a pun off the Liberal “Imagine: a world with no war”. The area around Atlanta GA (which takes up an area larger than New Jersey) is known for the ignorance of it’s drivers. Not only do the get ticked off if you click your lights at them  (like is explained in that driver’s manual they give you when you’re 15) they also seem to have no knowledge of why there are two lanes on the Interstate. These guys will just sit in the passing lane beside an 18-wheeler that has been governed down to 60MPH to save gas. Some deep part of my brain, the part that actually enjoyed statics classes and static physics classes, is amazed to watch an entire interstate come to a complete stop all because of one car. The frontal lobe is always glad I’m watching from the other side of the divided highway.

I’m not Speeding
I’m Impersonating A Police Officer

I’d just like to get pulled over for the correct crime once.

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