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Posted by Rooster on Monday, 2008 Sep 29
S’more bumper stickers I wish someone would print up for me
Palin for Vice President
Now I realize that to get Mrs. Palin we have to go ahead and elect the RINO at the top of the ticket, but one can fantasize, right?
Imagine: A World Where Drivers Used the Correct Lane
This would be a pun off the Liberal “Imagine: a world with no war”. The area around Atlanta GA (which takes up an area larger than New Jersey) is known for the ignorance of it’s drivers. Not only do the get ticked off if you click your lights at them (like is explained in that driver’s manual they give you when you’re 15) they also seem to have no knowledge of why there are two lanes on the Interstate. These guys will just sit in the passing lane beside an 18-wheeler that has been governed down to 60MPH to save gas. Some deep part of my brain, the part that actually enjoyed statics classes and static physics classes, is amazed to watch an entire interstate come to a complete stop all because of one car. The frontal lobe is always glad I’m watching from the other side of the divided highway.
I’m not Speeding
I’m Impersonating A Police Officer
I’d just like to get pulled over for the correct crime once.
Gerald Cook said
Rooster,you know it’s got to be driving the liberals crazy to think that a NRA member,pro business,pro family, pro life,born again Christian is about to become vice president! I pray that God will make it happen!
Rooster said
I’m just wishing we could get the High Healed Moose Hunter without getting the RINO in Chief.