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Weekend Observations

Posted by Rooster on Sunday, 2008 Oct 05

Some observations from the weekend.

You can’t run a quarterback centric offense without an quarterback. See ref. Auburn University’s use of the spread offense.

Speaking of Quarterbacks, why are they so hard to recruit? How hard of a speech can this be? “Son, we perennially have one of the top ranked defenses in the nation. We have running backs sitting on the bench that could start at all but 3 or 4 schools in this league. Our receivers are not the best, but above average. For the past 6 years we’ve only had to beat one team to get to the conference championship. All you gotta do is hand the ball off and throw it at people; can you do that?”

When you are getting ready to leave for a function, say a high school reunion, you should stop and look in the mirror. Ask yourself if the outfit you have on makes you look like a prostitute/drug dealer. If so, go change.

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