I keep saying this but i don’t ever put it down. Of I owned the car companies, specifically those that make trucks, there are a few things I’d do a little differently.
• I wouldn’t bother painting the bed. I’d buy out rhinoliner and spray that on at the factory.
• I’d make the body out of the same thing as a Runbermaid garbage can and impregnant it with the color pigments so that if it got scratched by a tree limb or shopping cart you couldn’t see it.
• I’d put the dimmer switch back in the floorboard where God intended it.
• Everything, I mean everything, from sports cars to hybrids, everything that came off the assembly line would have a place on the front end designed to tie a chain to.
• If you wanted carpet in a truck, you’d have to write a 5 paragraph essay giving good reason why you qualified for this unnecessary complication.
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